Februar 2012
27 Einträge
If I have a son when I'm older...
I’m gonna make my baby wear CLOTHES like these..
I’m gonna teach him how to DANCE and he’ll be like..
We’re gonna WEAR matching clothes like this when we go out..
And I’m gonna teach him how to TREAT GIRLS right. ;)
tattooeddicks:
ladamania:
There is no "U" in awesome.
But there is a ‘me’.
Did you know that all the numbers from 1 - 999...
Everybody in my house is asleep.. and then there's... →
then everyone in the morning is awake…and then there’s me
Januar 2012
141 Einträge
Mum: what would you like for dinner? Me: I’m fine with anything Mum: How about a hamburger? Me: No Mum: Masala chicken? Me: No Mum: Fish & Chips? Me: No Mum: Chinese food? Me: No Mum: Soup noodles? Me: No Mum: THEN WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?! Me: You decide
Food on my dashboard
Me:
According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star,...
That star is dead, just like your dreams.
Swimming during summer →
other people:
Me:
THERE IS NO ‘ME’ IN THE WORDS ‘SLUT’ OR ‘UGLY’
but there is a U.
2011: Let's go planking
2012: Let's go choke on some cinnamon